the last day of summer

luxuria

Sunday, August 27, 2006

u know how u have just one thing in mind
u go out on a saturday night looking for fun
and before u sit back to judge or think
u smell trouble. bonus is,
it's that kind of trouble you've hungered for
in a long long time.

posted by peenutkew # 13:07 2 comments

eventually everybody left.

Monday, August 21, 2006

my honesty killed us.
i was the cracked jar, always leaking.
i should have concealed the flaws,
then u would have been impressed.

eventually.
everybody left. again.

posted by peenutkew # 06:22 5 comments

bye cat!!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

2weeks ago, barstopped.

posted by peenutkew # 17:22 0 comments

Dear Car,

Saturday, August 05, 2006

hello you shiny mean machine,
yes i've done my part, devoting 2 hours (least) every weekend,
bathing you, rubbing you, waxing you and grooming you.
Every weekend mornings, i will bump into some fellow car washer,
at the washing bay, (where we hog the 2-car-wash-bay)
brushing your shells, while (spending more time) talking.
we would go on and on about you, his car and other cars.
the ones we could never afford to own, or are too chickened to drive,
would be belittled, badly. so you will always look good.
of late, we love talking about cherry QQ and how un-cute it is,
because it is so obviously too cute for our male egos to see
more female drivers on the road. yes, the same way we boycott female drivers
on the road (whether or not they can drive, they should just
leave the driving to us, men. why? male ego, of cos.)

yes, talking about cars and females.
you are a symbol of my achievements (and ego) and it's a bonus,
if i happened to have a rich dad, who pays 80% of the bill.
your capacity is my ability to pick girls up, increasing probability
of taking me further with her (to various extents, depending on her catergory,
girlfriend, wife, fling or whore potential)
you are the major (if not ONLY) credit to my role as a good boyfriend.
my duty is fulfilled, sending her to work, parties and home (mine, mostly)
40points more if her friends, colleagues or family spotted her getting off you.
with me looking good inside you of cos ;)
20 extra points for parking next to her male friends' ugly / tiny cars.

you are my best asset, my soul mate, my (only) hope.
you've seen me thru thick and thin. rain or shine.
all those fights she never fails to engage in, with me, inside you.
what could she do? thanks to you. she has never managed to walk away,
in the middle of a heated arguement, even if i was in the wrong (mostly, haha.)
oh, except for once. we happened to stop by the roadside, and yeah,
i think i uncontrollably revealed my violent nature,
by swinging her arm so hard, it hit you.
did i hurt you? i'm so sorry, i made a thorough check, you're fine!
so, she was frightened, and she walked away.
lesson. don't stop the car, and don't be physical, no matter how hysterical.
okay, not much damage was done. all i needed to redeem myself was,
to drive by her place the next day, a few apologies, a few puppy eyes.
finale, fetch her ass to work. oh how can i go on without you,
my dearest car.

to prove my love, you're always the main topic over coffee, lunch, meetings...
and trust me, i even mentioned you during worldcup!
remember the car tele commercial during halftime?!
you are a boost to the level of my wisdom.
the technical stuffs i can recite from the rim of your wheels,
to the engine oil i use to lubricate you.
just this morning, i had a discussion with my neighbour's son at the wash-bay.
we compared tips on how not to leave water stains on you :)
the best part is, i can even look so smart, by blabbering
nonsense about you, just in front of her. she wouldn't have a clue,
even if i'm 90% incorrect. that's how ignorant she can be. yes.

ok car, keep looking handsome, for me.

love,
A few good men.

posted by peenutkew # 03:17 0 comments